Wonderland

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“Curiouser, curiousest... and quite possibly capital committed.”

The Inner Circle – Core PE Characters

  • Alice (GP) – Queen of the term sheet and mistress of PowerPoint spells.
  • White Rabbit (CEO) – Invested his own carrots. Hopes to become a Golden Rabbit.
  • Mad Hatter (LP) – Sips tea, mutters “net of fees, dear.”
  • Caterpillar (Placement Agent) – Lounges on a Regulation D mushroom.
  • Cheshire Cat (Lawyer) – Smiles mysteriously when indemnities are discussed.

The Curiousest Ones

  • Lafayette Star & Sunfairy – Not-quite-funds-of-funds, prefer to say “solutions.” Elegant BS generators.
  • The Truffle Hunter – Secondary buyer sniffing around old vintages. Swears it’s not a GP-led.
  • The Spreadsheet Scribe – Fund admin guardian of “NAV_v7_FINAL_FINAL_CLEAN.xlsx.”
  • The Substance Sorcerer – Conjures “economic activity” in Luxembourg... on paper.
  • The KYC Goblin – Requires 3 notarized forms, a selfie, and your soul.

And many more: The Fairness Priest. The Mirror Mage. The OctoCounsel. The Cyber Prophet. The Lux Structurer. The LP Whisperer...

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